On one particular family visit came an appeal from my grandchildren: “Grandpa, tell us the bear story.” But there remain other properly skeptical family members. I don’t blame them. The story is simply too ... too unbelievable.
However, this story absolutely true, without a single exaggerated word. I swear.
By this point of my life I’d experienced four encounters with High Sierra Black Bears. This one more memorable than the others.
“Dusk fell as imperceptibly as dust. A moon, half full, took possession of the sky and, one by one, the stars appeared, first Venus and then slowly scattered constellations. I lay looking up at the stars and could feel the earth turning beneath me.” --Will Ferguson
That’s how I feel when stargazing on our camping trips. It explains why I always sleep under the stars instead of inside a tent (unless it rains.) It explains why we don’t use tents on my expeditions. There are life affirming, if not ephemeral moments, only lasting fractions of a second when we witness shooting stars. So I maximize these fleeting affirmative experiences by giving students every chance to collect shooting stars, all night, every night.
Photo credit: NPS
Interesting how sounds are pulled into our dreams, like your cell phone rings but you answer it in your dream. This one started with a ...
Click.
The midnight sound was pulled into my dream. But a tiny awakened voice opened my eyes. Another pitch black moonless night in Yosemite. Recognizing the sound of my van door closing with a click I craned my neck to look back at the van. Nothing to be seen the the blackness. Then inside my van, movement. A large floor to ceiling black mound. Unbelievably, a black bear had gotten inside most likely attracted to the residual smell of food that had been carried for hours in the van.
She was big.
I stood. She was big and moving forward. I was imagining her tearing up the inside of the van looking for food. But how was I going to force her out? Remembering the loose sliding window pane on the door I thought it would rattle loudly when I pounded the glass with the palms of my hands. I had to act quickly.
Then I remembered the message a Park Ranger had delivered to my students. “When facing a bear, never run. Stand up tall, look as big as you can.”
Barefoot and in my under ware, I slowly opened the back door. Crouched as I stepped around to the side. I was stealthy, she didn’t know I was there. In a flash I jumped up, pummeling the window glass with the palms of both hands in a sudden loud ruckus. She was so large yet she shot out of the back of the van with startling speed... then stopped and turned only 30 yards away. Behind her I could just make out her two baby cubs, learning from an expert how to pillage food from sleeping campers. Staring at me, calculating, determining “Who are You? Do I run or do I charge?” She takes a step forward.... coming straight back toward me.
Shit! ...
I remember a Park Ranger once delivered to my students. “When facing a bear face to face, don’t run. Stand up tall, look as big as you can. Make alot of noise.”
How am I to look big, standing 5 foot 6 in my bare feet? Epiphany: I streak to the back stepping up to stand in the opening of the van. I raise both hands high. Now I’m over 7 feet tall. She freezes, then...
She takes another step toward me, testing me.
She is so big.
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